Wendy's Add:  Where's the beef?

V for Vendetta: A Revolution without dancing is a Revolution not worth having!

My Friend's Sweatshirt: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

An Inuyasha Fanfic: (After Kagome's priestess powers blow up most of Neo-Tokyo, causing her to squeak out, "I might have gone overboard.") That's the biggest understatement of the century, right behind, 'Miroku likes women.'"

A bumper sticker: If at first you don't succeed . . . blame someone else and seek counseling.

A bumper sticker: Eat right, excercise, die anyway.

A bumper sticker: Boldly going nowhere.

A bumper sticker: Grow your own dope -- plant a man.

Outlaw Star: Nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people.

Carrie Fisher: I wanna thank George Lucas for turning me into a a doll, which my ex-husband can stick pins into.

Carrie Fisher: Hi, I'm Mrs. Han Solo and I'm an alcoholic.

Johnny Depp: It's kind of sad, really, suffering from separation anxiety with a fictional character.

Are there any more that people want to add?