I decided to talk with my friend, Master Cheif. He has been having mixed emotions about Halo Wars. And how much more his brain has to work.

Q: So Cheif, what do you think you are going to have to do now since you are going to become a general and command a large fleet of an army?

A: Hit the bottle again.

Q: OOh whoopie, that'll be fun!

A:F*** you Metalhead, I am more famous than you'll ever be. Now, going back to Halo Wars, I am going to really step my game up, commanding will be way different than just a good ol' run and gun fun.

Q: Do you really want to do this?

A: YES!!! How else am I going to get heavier armor!

Q: What will you be able to do?

A: All I really know from my agent currently I can only really do things like control armys of most of the things I want. But that is all I can say about what we'll be doing. It kinda sucks though because more people want a Halo 4, I DONT!! I already have too many jobs on my schedule. This interview is over.

"Master Cheif walks out of the room pulling out his gun"

Cheif: I need some vodka!