*WARNING: The following blog contains something that you will not belive*

I went to the nearest shooting range, since I really like to shoot things, and had my uncle, dad, and some friends there with me. My uncle smokes, and doesn't put out his cigarettes before he tosses 'em. I was shooting a .45 pistol, and I was doin' pretty good too( hit a target in the middle of the head at 150 yrds, or so the guy at the counter said). I'd never shot a revolver before, but my dad said that if I could shoot the target like I did with the pistlol with a .40 revolver, he'd let me try a .50 Magnum revolver! I said, "gimmie." Hit the target the same as before. He took the .40 back and picked up the .50. I had to hold it with two hands just to pick it up! But I didn't let that stop me. I rose the gun up to eye level, aimed at the head of the target, and...

Your probably wondering what this has to do with me being in the hospital right? Well, I'm gettin' to that.

My uncle Clyde threw at lit cigarett to the ground. Apparently, there was gun powder on the ground, 'cause it sounded like a million fire crackers goin' off at once. Thing is, I was already squizing the trigger! I fired, missed the target, the bullet actually ricocheted off of a metal wall, came back, and hit me in the arm! Even with the power reduced from the ricochet, it was strong enough to spin me around faster than a cat that just had it's tail stepped on by bigfoot! It hurt for a second, then I passed out! I woke up in the hospital, surrounded by everyone who was at the range with me. I just said, "Dad, I think I missed the head and hit the arm."

The good thing is, he'd brung the laptop to me! I'm in the hospital bed while I'm typing this! There's this little TV beside me, probably 10". It had those little red, yellow, and white plug ins, and thats the kind of plug in my Wii uses! So I can play my Wii in the hospital:P! Lifes good, even if you have a .50 bullet in your left arm:P.

But I still cant belive I'm in the f@$%in hospital!

Luckey me, i got a Wii! I just love it! I got CoD 3 (awsome), Pokemon Battle Revolution (really fun), Super Mario Strikers Charged(awsome), and Red Steel (awsome-er!). I cant get Wi-Fi, so sorry. Well, nothin much else goin on:P

See ya later comrades!

I get bullied around alot, even by people who I'd never seen before. So I got on the computer and searched up basic martial arts moves. I saw this roundhouse kick, back kick, and a good type of punch. About 20 mins ago, this guy in front of Wal-Mart yelled out, "Hey, dumb@$$$." He was already right behind me, and he put his hand on my shoulder. He was in range. I came round with my back kick and then finished with a roundhouse. He was probably around 30yrs old, and there he was, laying there on the ground, crying like a baby. My mom was just standing there looking at me like she'd just seen a ghost. I just looked at her and said, "Well, he shouldn't have messed with me." Now nobody will mess with me:P.

Remember me saying that I'm gonna be a brother-in-law? Well, now I'm gonna be an uncle. My sister just said that she was gonna have a baby! Lucklly they're getting married tomarrow. Once again, "OOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!"

I finally met her boyfriend. He has a Gamespot account, but wont tell me what it is. Maybe now I'll have someone to fight with with. In games. And real life. I play wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many fighting games.

What the Heck?

Billy Cowpie comes home early from school again.

Billy's Dad: "BILLY!!! WTF HAVE YOU DONE NOW!!!"

Billy: "I had a problem with my math homework."

Billy's Dad: "Oh, well, what was it?"

Billy: "Well, the question was, 'what is the difference between 10+20 and 20+10?'"

Billy's Dad: "Whats the f***in' difference?"

Billy: "Thats what I said!"

END

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A pop-up came up and said that I could win $10,000 and I clicked on it. And sure enough, I won it. I got the money the next day. It took a while to figure out what to spend it on, but I decided on a Xbox 360. And I got a bunch of games too. Some of them were old, but I still wanted 'em. Gears of War and GRAW seem really fun. But they're really hard. I was glad to get SCDA, cuz I wanted to get some better missions. I am disapointed by the fact that there may not be any MGS games coming out for it soon.

I did have a reason for buying the X360 instead of the PS3. The reason was that I had heared that someone played the PS3 for about 10 hours straight, and his PS3 began to melt. I like to play for long periods of time, but I still wanted a PS3. Eventually, I decided on a X360.

Baked Beans

When Winona got married, she gave up baked beans, her first true love.

But one day, she takes a different route from work. She walks by a diner and picks up a faint smell, none other than, baked beans. She cat't resist the smell, so goes in and orders 17 bowls.

When she gets home, her husband, Chet, tells her to but a blind fold over her eyes. She does, and Chet then leads her though the house, and sets her down.

"I'll be right back," then he leaves.

A few minutes pass, and Winona feels the beans begin to take effect. Then comes the pain. Then comes the gas, which made a stench that was unbearable to her. It smelt so bad, that she began to wave the air in front of her face.

Then she heared Chet come back.

"OK I'll just take this off..." with that, her took off her blind fold.

"SUPRISE!!!" There were about twelve people sitting around the table.

She fainted!

END

I think that this one was the best.:D

Blonde Fish

A blonde goes to her friends house after going to the store. Her friend (also blonde) asks her what she got.

Blonde 1: "Fish"

So her friend proposes a deal,

Blonde 2: "If I can guess how many fish are in the bag, can I have one?"

Blonde 1: "If you guess how many fish there are, I'll give you both of them."

END

You may not think its very funny, but I sure did :lol:

I'm gonna start posting new jokes every day. So heres the first one:

Home From School

Little Billy Cowpie goes to a little school in Milwakie, when one day he comes home unexpectingly. This is his excuse:

Billy's Dad: "Billy! WTH are you doing home so early!?"

Billy: "I answered a question."

Billy's Dad: "What question? Math? Social Studies? What was it?"

Billy: "'Who threw the eraser at the teacher?'"

END

So whatdya think? I'll post more tomarrow, but they'll probably be better.

At dinner last night, my sister said that she was getting married!! I thought that she was joking at first, then she showed me the ring. I was like, "OOOOOMMMMMGGGGG!!!!!" It accually made me feel bad, cuz I didnt even know she had a boyfriend! Whats even worse is that she said that I had to be the danged ring beared! That really sucks, cuz I was at my cousins wedding too. But my sister (gladly) told me that her fiance's name is Colin. All I thought was,"Hey, thats a pretty cool name." But now I have to go shoot something. In a game, of course. Oh yeah, in case your wondering why a 17 year old is gonna be a ring bearer, I'm really 14, I just wanted to say that I was 17 :D.