Blonde Fish
A blonde goes to her friends house after going to the store. Her friend (also blonde) asks her what she got.
Blonde 1: "Fish"
So her friend proposes a deal,
Blonde 2: "If I can guess how many fish are in the bag, can I have one?"
Blonde 1: "If you guess how many fish there are, I'll give you both of them."
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You may not think its very funny, but I sure did :lol: