Baked Beans

When Winona got married, she gave up baked beans, her first true love.

But one day, she takes a different route from work. She walks by a diner and picks up a faint smell, none other than, baked beans. She cat't resist the smell, so goes in and orders 17 bowls.

When she gets home, her husband, Chet, tells her to but a blind fold over her eyes. She does, and Chet then leads her though the house, and sets her down.

"I'll be right back," then he leaves.

A few minutes pass, and Winona feels the beans begin to take effect. Then comes the pain. Then comes the gas, which made a stench that was unbearable to her. It smelt so bad, that she began to wave the air in front of her face.

Then she heared Chet come back.

"OK I'll just take this off..." with that, her took off her blind fold.

"SUPRISE!!!" There were about twelve people sitting around the table.

She fainted!

END

I think that this one was the best.:D