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Oh internetz

Anyone know what it's called when everyone throws around buzzwords and catchphrases not knowing what they mean?

Every forum I read has people that seemingly copy and paste a series of relative responses that are the current trend without even reading the post.

There's gotta be a name for it...

Angry little man

Okay so my last blog post was kinda mean, but it's not my fault.

I mean with all the violent video games I'm forced to play by the big companies sometimes I have trouble distinguishing between the game world and reality.

NOW EAT MY SHOTGUN

This one time...

...I tied my PS3 to a stick just so I could beat XBOX360 fanboys with it. Then I realized tying an actual XBOX to the stick would be much more hilarious and ironical.

(See also: PSP Potato Launcher.)

Miguel's Monologue

There's nothing in the world as ruthless or impartial as death. All living matter ages over time and eventually dies... No matter how mighty or tiny its life force... So being alive means you're creeping closer to death with every second... But there's none of that here. No one and nothing ages. Nothing wastes away. This quiet, boundless, and beautiful world... An ideal world, straight out of a fairy tale, isn't it? A place and time that belongs to no one... Res nullius... It's because this is a future that was eliminated!!! History is composed of choices and divergences. Each choice you make creates a new world and brings forth a new future. But at the same time, you're eliminating a different future with the choices you didn't make. A future denied of all existence because of a change in the past... A future that was destroyed before it was even born rests here... condensed into the Dead Sea.