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In trouble with the law? and STD's

Alright, here we go. It's saturday morning about 11 am I think, and somebody starts ringing my doorbell like a maniac. At first I thought it was one of my stupid friends but I leave my door open (not very safe) and they just walk in like its a friggin hotel. I wasn't expecting anyone so I left it. The crazy ringing continued so I finally sat up in my bed to see if there was a car in the driveway and guess what the hell I see? COPS!! Like 6 cars lined up in front of my house! Usually I would be flippin out but after last night.....I was just like, better answer the door before they kick it down. So I answer it and the officer asks "what's the problem?" Still kinda dazed I said "I should be asking you the same question" he kinda got a pissed off look on his face. Then I said "no really why are you here?" He said someone called and said they heard screaming coming from my house. Man I was asleep the whole time, so he asked a bunch of other questions and I was like whatever then he left. Great now everyone is coming up to me and asking what the happened man. and I was sitting on my steps wearing the tightest shirt I have infront of friggin everyone:( Was this all a prank? I'm pretty buff so they got some guts if it was. In other news a couple days ago my thigh was feeling kinda itchy and it was a bit red. Today it has litle bumps on it and its red as hell! It spread over the last couple days and my friends are all like STD's man! I'm like on my leg? Anyways I think I'll see a doctor before it spreads to you know where:O