Contains vast and terrible amounts of spoilers. Stop now or do not **** to me if you don't wanna know.

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In X-men 3, 6 major things happened:

1) Cyclops dies

2) Mystique loses her powers

3) Professor X dies

4) Magneto loses his powers

5) Jean Grey dies

6) Rogue loses her powers

Now, here's why nothing that happened matters:

1) You never actually see Cyclops dies, they just say he dies and moves on. Cuz no one likes him anyways.

2) This applies to 4 and 6 as well: IT'S A TEMPORARY CONDITION. They will all have their powers back in time for film number 4.

3) Professor X takes the body of the coma guy from the ethics session. Guess we know where his stance lies on the issue, eh?

5) Jean Grey is the Phoenix. I think that should be enough to say that she probably won't stay down.

The final bit of proof that nothing really happened is the comics. How many times has each character died now? They just keep comin back. Rest assured, the X-men don't like to stay down. At least not for more than a season.

And to this I add 2 more statements:

1) The next film shall be named X-Men 4: Gambit Make it All Better, Cher.

2) I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, ****! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qdX6_9XgI  (I would like to point out that this preceeds the film by a long while... I am so glad they put this in it's made my week)