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Death Race

worst movie i have ever seen. honestly, don't spend your hard earned money on seeing this movie. it is absolute trash.

you know how some movies are so bad that they're funny?

this movie is worse. i would put this at about the same level as meet the spartans and epic movie, as to how freaking terrible it is.

and if you want specific reasons:

1. the overall plot was written by a 4 year old. everything that a little kid would expect to happen happens.

2. the spoken dialogue is worse than 2 fast 2 furious.

3. lamest twist you will ever see in a movie for an ending. i mean, going back to my first point, you can tell every single thing that is going to happen in this movie. you see the ending coming a mile away, and it's as freaking lame as celery.

suggestions

books: if you liked the halo books, i would suggest a series of books by dan abnett called The Horus Heresy. i just finished the first book, and forget the fact that it has to do with warhammer. i hate warhammer, but these books by themselves are amazing.

music: muse- black holes and revelations, absolution. wonderful songs, great band

movies:american gangster, dragon wars(they should have called this movie "dragon wars: you will never laugh this hard again") it is such a hilariously bad movie that i bought it on dvd.

New Portal Screens!

so i just figured out today that in testchamber 19 of portal, after going through a significant portion of it yourself, you were able to noclip to the cake room and to the aboveground place where it briefly shows after the credits.

screenshots are here, although most of you have probably already seen it.

http://www.xfire.com/screenshots/mistervengeance6/

and, please. if you haven't played portal yet, play it.