Well my account anyway. Two years old today.

Look guys, I even brought cake...

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Well, level 21 only took 5 months to complete.

All of which is now irrellevant as I most likely have swine flu. Hoorah.

My new favourite song of all time. Reccomended that you watch SlapChop first, or at least ShamWow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

'My new computer started out fast, really fast! But now it's only kinda fast.

Hold on, let me check my email, it's not loading! Let me try this again... *sigh*

This game should be a lot, LOT faster! Mum, this internet connection is SO SLOW!

I love my computer, I don't know what happened.. it's just not as FAST as it used to be!'

Watch

Best deal evarrrrr.

Good chance you already read this in the Roll Call thread, but I'm saving it so I don't have to rewrite it ever.

An interesting thing happened today,
I was in Melbourne skating with some friends at the State Library. We've been skating about 10 minutes when we notice that there's a young (20s) woman without a top or bra on. We think 'oh cool' then go back to skating. The woman is lying with some greasy not overly attractive man, and they're making out.
'lucky guy' we think. About 15 minutes later some homeless old crazy man walks up to us. He spouts a bunch of gibberish then leaves. Strange, but to be expected in the city. Later, we look back at the couple and it seems the old crazy hobo has had some luck. He is lying on the grass making out with the same woman we saw with the greasy man before. 'That's kinda kinky' thought I. Nevertheless we go back to skating.
Later, my friend who has been eyeing the situation tells me to look over. The woman has moved on from the crazy hobo, and is crawling (in that sexy kinda way) towards some stranger on the ground. The man had been sleeping the whole time and was completely oblivious to the situation.
The woman crawls onto him, and starts rubbing him. 'What the hell is going on here?' we're thinking at this point. She begins kissing this guy and he's all like 'aw sweet'. Stranger still, the hobo then proceeds to get the man a cigarette and a bag for under his head so he is comfortable. 'Srsly you guize, what is going on?'
We're watching this all in amazement with some cool skater guys who seem like genuinely nice blokes.
Some young skaters (12 - 15) come skating in and after about 10 minutes of them skating around near us, we find the eldest of the group (must actually be about 15) making out with this woman. Now I'm not going to accuse anyone of being anything, but come on.
At this point we and the other skaters are doubled over laughing, this situation is far too bizarre to be real. Unfortunately the woman notices this and comes sprinting over. She starts yelling gibberish about how men are all the same, all the while smacking my friend and wrapping a jumper around his head (???)
We're all Laughing hysterically now. She then runs at me and starts hitting and biting me. (I'm 16 and not very tall so this is kinda screwed up in itself) I'm all like, 'get this crazy **** off me guys'.
She gets off me and starts hitting the other skaters who just yell at her and then skate off. We then do the same.

I kid you not, this all happened to me today.
We all lol'd for quite a while afterwards.
Best yet, one of my friends goes back after about 2 hours to get home, and he sees her making out with another guy.


tl;dr? TOO BAD. Read it, it's quite the amusing story.

WHERE WAS MY SURPRISE PARTY GUIZE?!

I've decided that after I've had my 1000th post, I'll speed up the process. because I'm being put to shame by '08ers and '09ers who are beating my post count. I've been on here for a year and a half. Time to step up.

When I found two bottles of strange fluid. It was 47 degrees so I automatically went to check them out. One appeared to glow strangely in the light, it was called Nuka Cola Quantum, the other was named the more mundane Nuka Cola Classic.
Needless to say, on a hot day like this, my first reaction was to drink them, however, Nuka Cola is scarse in the wasteland, so I decided to save the ****c for another day.

And that is just how bored I was this afternoon.

I know yall missed me, I was in Tasmania for the week. It was an alright holiday, but
it seems to be kind of stuck in the 1700s down there.
What really ticked me off is that I missed the release of Skate 2, but now that I'm getting it so late in the holidays, I won't have much time to play it, because I left all my homework until now.
LAME.