Good chance you already read this in the Roll Call thread, but I'm saving it so I don't have to rewrite it ever.

An interesting thing happened today,
I was in Melbourne skating with some friends at the State Library. We've been skating about 10 minutes when we notice that there's a young (20s) woman without a top or bra on. We think 'oh cool' then go back to skating. The woman is lying with some greasy not overly attractive man, and they're making out.
'lucky guy' we think. About 15 minutes later some homeless old crazy man walks up to us. He spouts a bunch of gibberish then leaves. Strange, but to be expected in the city. Later, we look back at the couple and it seems the old crazy hobo has had some luck. He is lying on the grass making out with the same woman we saw with the greasy man before. 'That's kinda kinky' thought I. Nevertheless we go back to skating.
Later, my friend who has been eyeing the situation tells me to look over. The woman has moved on from the crazy hobo, and is crawling (in that sexy kinda way) towards some stranger on the ground. The man had been sleeping the whole time and was completely oblivious to the situation.
The woman crawls onto him, and starts rubbing him. 'What the hell is going on here?' we're thinking at this point. She begins kissing this guy and he's all like 'aw sweet'. Stranger still, the hobo then proceeds to get the man a cigarette and a bag for under his head so he is comfortable. 'Srsly you guize, what is going on?'
We're watching this all in amazement with some cool skater guys who seem like genuinely nice blokes.
Some young skaters (12 - 15) come skating in and after about 10 minutes of them skating around near us, we find the eldest of the group (must actually be about 15) making out with this woman. Now I'm not going to accuse anyone of being anything, but come on.
At this point we and the other skaters are doubled over laughing, this situation is far too bizarre to be real. Unfortunately the woman notices this and comes sprinting over. She starts yelling gibberish about how men are all the same, all the while smacking my friend and wrapping a jumper around his head (???)
We're all Laughing hysterically now. She then runs at me and starts hitting and biting me. (I'm 16 and not very tall so this is kinda screwed up in itself) I'm all like, 'get this crazy **** off me guys'.
She gets off me and starts hitting the other skaters who just yell at her and then skate off. We then do the same.

I kid you not, this all happened to me today.
We all lol'd for quite a while afterwards.
Best yet, one of my friends goes back after about 2 hours to get home, and he sees her making out with another guy.


tl;dr? TOO BAD. Read it, it's quite the amusing story.