This page is dedicated to Mr. Brus, my social studies teacher, and all of the wise sayings he heeds. You may find some on my posts and i will edit in new ones:

Children of the corn, lend me your ears.

Settle down evil children.

listen to what I spit, for it is more precious than gold.

Ladies and Gentleman, BOO this man.

You may call me... J. Bizzle.

The Stawskenator (evil LaR teacher)

GET TO THE CHOPPER, NOW!

It's review game time Kiddies, everyone say "Yea"

SHHHHH

That's triceps right there son.

SMITTY!!! whats up?

Should I get a haircut? NO, why waste the $10 when it's gonna grow back in a week.

I used to love Peewee's playhouse when I was a kid, and I would get so mad when my mom would make me go to CCD and I'd Have to turn it off.

Settle down me'lovlies

DO IT AND DO IT NOW!

I hate going into Hollister. I go in, and the sixteen-year old guys ask me "what do you want, old man?" and I say "I'm twenty-seven! Ill break you over my knee son...CRACK..."

John Locke, one of my many college roomates

"Pirate-izzle!?!?!?!?" Tey ripped that off of me! they just took the "b" out of it!!!

Eric, you are a cave guy, what do you have, what do you do?You'll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa.

Yes, thats good if you're strong, like the Bizzle

We shal Read now children.

AWSOME, Go kill some evil people kiddies.

Congratulations, do you want a cookie?

Find and center your Qi

Where is the applause ladies and gentlemen?

"I'm getting a Christmas tree this weekend, I'm going to rip it out of the ground with my bare hands"

Tomorrow its "The king's a punk section"

After 4 periods of you kids buggin' me, I'm ready to strangle someone.

I don't sing showtunes, I only spit hot fire, and for all of you culturally challenged, it means rap.

I used to pick scabs, put them in jars, and tell my friends its beef jerky.

Cooper (kid in class), from now on I'm gonna call you "Schwinki"

Some colonists weren't into the "lake of freedom", that's mad symbolism son.

If Washington had really stood up in the boat while crossing the deleware, he would have had his boat capsize

Your girbil's  mom is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited two hours for a gumball to come out...

If pigs could fly, then our world would be covered in pig poop...