I didn't die. 

I just don't care. 

Ok, I do. My life doesn't really require updating anymore, to be honest. Here's basically what I'm doing though, if you're interested. 

1. Work

2. Work

3. Sleep

4. Work

5. Video games! 

6. Sleep

7. Cake (seriously how amazing is cake? Or pie, if you prefer.)

Can I just say? I've gotten overwhelming angry at online communities as of late. Seems like you can hardly play an online game without running into a person who is either too full of themselves to say anything nice, or someone who has nothing better to do than to harass people. Seriously, a few months ago in WoW I ran into a full-time stalker who wouldn't leave me alone cause I told him I was a woman and I didn't like being called "Bro". Which lead to him armorying all my characters and whispering me every time I logged in about how he didn't believe I was woman because I had male characters. 

I just like the way armor looks on a beefy man with no wrists and huge gorilla shoulders, ok!? 

Yea he didn't buy that excuse either. 

The point is I've taken a hiatus from online gaming to do some regular gaming. I already have a really long and expensive list of games I want to buy. The first being the new DMC cause SERIOUSLY I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHEN THIS GAME WAS COMING OUT AND I SAW IT IN TARGET TODAY AND WHAT'S UP WITH DANTE!?

The next being Ni No Kuni which looks really adorable and I love rpgs and I have never not enjoyed a Level5 game. 

I played through Assassin's Creed III, and I have this to say about it: PFFFFBBBBT. It took me a really long time to warm up to Connor and by the time I loved him the game was almost over. I enjoyed Connor's story but the present day plot had me going ".......wtf is this...." which is what I've been essentially doing since they released the first one. I love the Assassins' struggle, Desmond, not so much. You're boring, Desmond. As a result I've been replaying the older AC games and I think I have to say the games centered around Ezio are my favorite, mostly for the Italian accents. Another thing that bothered me about AC3 was that the side quests felt utterly pointless. In AC2/Brotherhood, at least the side quests really help you in terms of money and experience and general helpfulness. 

So, yea. After going through my old wishlist of games I wanted, I thought, never mind I need to find new games to buy. Being that I'm broke and I have things to be responsible for (rent, bills, cats YES THAT'S RIGHT I GOT ANOTHER ONE), I doubt I'll be able to buy them at my old rate, but in the meantime I'm going through all my other games I haven't played and giving them a try. 

Every time I visit my mom I go through all the crap I left in her basement. Every time I find like 4 or 5 boxes packed with video games, and honestly, it's starting to DRIVE ME CRAZY. WHY DO I HAVE THIS MANY GAMES!? I've been thinking of selling them, through craigslist or something else less weird, cause I could probably make some extra money, and also because I will never play these games. My mom tells me not to do that though, but she also told me not to buy them all in the first place, and I didn't listen to her then either. She mostly just tells me to not get used to selling my stuff because eventually I'll run out of stuff to sell. Because I'm going to sell everything I own. Whatever, mom. 

Oh I also have other hobbies that don't involve video games. I've taken up knitting and sewing. I know right!? I told my grandpa I was making pillow cases and he told me to get started on diapers cause he wants great-grandkids. Jesus. My husband and I have barely reached that mature age where we can take care of ourselves (seriously we can't) and cats are the only thing I want to take care of. Ever. 

Welp, I'm going to try to start posting again at a regular rate, cause hopefully maybe I'll start playing video games like a normal person again. Hahahaha! 

Seriously.