Guess what this is? Another rant about my roommate? You're right! Except this will make you hate every casual gamer. And if you are a casual gamer yourself, you'll either want to hurt yourself, or become a hardcore gamer pretty damn quick.

I came back from my class to find not just my roommate, but two--yes, two--of her friends in the room. Normally, I wouldn't care, but these are the type of girls I hate. "OMG, let's take a quiz about our knowledge of sexual positions!" "OMG, did you see hottie on myspace?"

This isn't to say I don't like cute boys, or that I could care less about my sexual intelligence. No, it was something after all that nonsense that caught my attention....

"I wish they still sold 64s. Because, like, I have a ton of 64 games still."

"Really? How many?"

"Like, 12."

"OMG! Do you have Super Mario 64?"

"Yea."

"Is that the one where you save Peach from Bowser?"

I am not kidding you. She said that. What would have been the icing on the cake would be if the other girl said "Yea! Totally!" But no. She said "Um, you save Peach in every Mario game."

Of course, the idiot had to go and say "I know, but is that the one where you go through a bunch of levels?"

I have to live with this until May.