This is Kevin with a news bulletin. Today I have started the Jonathan Keaton report If you don't know who J K is look in your nearest cow pasture. There will be more JK reports every day. The last time we saw Jonathan he was eating all the cows in the pasture, if you get my drift, we asked Jonathan why he was doing this he said "BLU BLU BLU BLU BLU BLU BLU". Lynn is in a bad situation This is Kevin with the J K report