I love these quotes!!!!!

"Squidward you're steaming! You're like a steamed vegetable only smarter."--Spongebob

"'How far is it frome Florence to Volterra?'

'That depends on how fast you drive. . . . Bella?'

'Yes?'

She eyed me speculatively. 'How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?'"-- New Moon/Twilight

Luigi: Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn.

Mario: Take it easy, Luigi; things could be worse!

Luigi: We're trapped in a dungeon, about to be executed! How could things be any worse?

Mario: Well for one thing, the ceiling could lower until it flattens us like a pizza! (The ceiling actually starts lowering.)

Toad: Very uncool dudes, the ceiling is lowering!

Mario: Or the room could fill with water until we drown like rats! (The room starts filling with water.)

Peach: We've got to get out of here!

Mario: Hey, I can think of another way things could be worse!

Luigi: Mario puh-lease! Don't say another word! ----the super mario bros super show

ok, i don't care if it's a wasted blog i love these quotes! :lol: