Cambridge University professor, Dr. Brandon Eisenburg has released a groundbreaking and earthshattering study earlier this week. His three year long study aimed to prove that video gamers live longer lives then non-gamers.

"His findings are remarkably well documented and accurate. We have always speculated that longer lifespans are common for gamers. However Dr. Eisenburg's findings prove that multiple lives are not only probable, but inevidable." claims Stephen Aldwin, Chief Editor of Modern Science Magazine.

Suicide rates are at an all time low. Although many politicians and social science experts credit the drop in numbers to proper gun control legislation and an increase in adiqute childrens programming. Dr. Eisenburg believes it's entirely due to an increase in coin collecting among today's youth.

"I've found that children who play video games and have a large coin collection, can have up to, if not exceeding four extra lives." proclaims Dr. Eisenburg. "This is doubled by the fact that they know how to destroy alien monsters with pinpoint accuracy and efficiency."

For more information about this study, you can pick up this months issue of Modern Science Magazine (September 06) for a full 6 page special feature.