No, this is not the third part of the Nintendo History... I though I would finish today...but not!!! I preffer to achieve it... but this doesn't means that I can't blog right? and for the first time of week I'll not talk about VMB (Win :P )... I decided to make an blog about things that I learned playing video games... 50 things to be exactly. I guess many of people that played games on childhood or keep playing it, will identify these things. Most refer to old games... so if you are older enough to be played these games, I'm almost sure that you'll be indetified in this situations... well, let's go:

I Learned Playing Video Games...

1 - I learned playing video game that the measure of courage is inversely proportional to the distance from the save point.
2 - I learned playing video game that the princess is always in another castle.
3 - I learned playing video game that even you can not read what people around us speak, we speak to them all!
4 - I learned playing video game that the smaller and more attached to clothing, the woman is more dangerous
5 - I learned playing video game that I can take a feather and fly
6 - I learned playing video game that have a green monster here in Brazil
7 - I learned playing video games with a handful of sand, I can turn back time
8 - I learned playing video games the Roman numerals from 1 to 13
9 - I learned playing video games that chickens are extremely vengeful
10 - I learned playing video games that I can play guitar.
11 - I learned playing video games that covered the walls with bullet holes miraculously return to normal after a while
12 - I learned playing video games that if I tilt my body or the joystick, no use at all in the curves
13 - I learned playing video games that elephants are afraid of rats when they are under the light
14 - I learned playing video games than any stage of his life could be worse if it had water or lava
15 - I learned playing video games that a person needs to take several shots to die
16 - I learned playing video games that experience is something that can only be won by killing enemies
17 - I learned playing video games that I'm better than my father
18 - I learned playing video games that terrorists and anti-terrorism exchange fire in a pool.
19 - I learned playing video games that a blue hedgehog is the world's fastest animal.
20 - I learned playing video games that the white car takes less gasoline, but is the slowest.
21 - I learned playing video game that starts a CG in any game is better to prepare.
22 - I learned playing video game that reincarnation exists.
23 - I learned playing video game that mushrooms are not psychedelic drugs.
24 - I learned playing video game that you can blow a dragon, but not a locked door.
25 - I learned playing video game that ghosts lurk covering their eyes.
26 - I learned playing video game that is 999x easier to try to hit the 3-digit passwords, than back in the game to look for it.
27 - I learned that playing video games the best damn guy you gotta kill is called the "Boss". 28 - I learned that playing video games when my heart is beating faster I'm almost dying.
29 - I learned that playing video game ninjas, barbarians and even dolphins piloting aircraft.
30 - I learned playing video game that usually resolves all jumping in the enemy's head.
31 - I've learned playing a video game that no matter what the safety tip you will not obey it
32 - I learned that playing video games in six squares you can keep handguns, machine guns and rifles.
33 - I learned playing video game that if a person is poisoned, you just dont walk and the poison do not make effect.
34 - I learned that playing video games to turn on the light, cut a small tree, etc etc ... we must have a pokemon.
35 - I learned playing video game that does not matter which fighting game, but if I try to do 'half moon' forward + punch "always leaves something interesting.
36 - I learned that playing video games 80% of bosses have a further transformation after he's defeated.
37 - I learned by playing a video game that is more fatal stab someone than shot him.
38 - I learned playing video games that the ability to fight a woman is proportional to the size of their breasts.
39 - I learned playing video game that mushrooms dont just make you grow, they also serve as the nitro.
40 - I learned that playing video games if you give the opponent a Uppercut, you go for the scenario above.
41 - I learned that playing video games if I'm underwater, just swallow a bubble of air that my breath back to normal.
42 - I learned playing video game that mushroom is better than yeast.
43 - I learned playing video game that the number of girls attracted to you is inversely proportional to the number of games that you have beat in life.
44 - I learned playing video game that the image of the AV channel is always better from the other channels.
45 - I learned playing video game that if the sniper hits, it kills. No matter where you hit.)
46 - I learned that playing video games every time you talk about something like - "The stone was spread into 4 pieces", you'll have to join them, no doubt.
47 - I learned that playing video games all the kingdoms has exactly one city.
48 - I learned that playing video games that starts a panic music at crucial moments to shake the nerves of people
49 - I learned playing video game ever, EVER! there's something behind the waterfall.
50 - I learned that playing a video game monster touch me I'll be wearing only boxer shorts.

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So, can you identify some of these references, from ? tell at least 5 (or more), and if you have some other things that you 'Learned Playing Video Games" tell in the comments too, because I'll make a blog (if I get enough ohter things) just with your new ones "I learned playing video games..." of course, all the author will be linked

to finalize, I want to dedicate this blog to the mom of my favorite polish GS user that always read and love my blogs: hey Mrs.Jadwiga, here's Felipe Neto sending a kiss with great affection to you, I hope you keep enjoying my blogs and Vlogs, this blog is all dedicaded to you :roll:

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Ps: the third part of Nintendo History will came out saturday... see'ya!!