So I'm cleaning off my video game shelf and start plugging things in to see what still works.  Turns out my Ms. Pac Man handheld works fine.  It's one of those new joysticks that contains five different game ROMs.  Fast forward an hour and I've played a game of ms., a game of galaga, and about fifty games of Pole Position.  Like crack, I tell you.  Also, wtf is mappy?