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For anyone who clicks on this I'm becoming desperate for friends. I can't find anyone who is nice or not a hater of any sort. Send a request if you like people who don't follow fads or don't like punk pop/emo music.

Report #3: T.H.E. what does it mean?

What does T.H.E. mean? I'll tell you... or not. I don't even know what it means anymore. I created the acronym a long time ago ad I bet it was cool. I could guess what it means for you. Would you like that? ok, I'll try. T.H.E. means: the hot extremeties or maybe true heathen embrios. It could even be true horny enjoyment or even train hell embargo. Maybe we will never know. Hell, maybe the thing stands for another language or was generated in a past life when I was a member of XTC or that time I was a fat racist officer of the scotland yard and then became a tapeworm from karma. Maybe it's an alien message or a secret government project name. I rest assured that I'm way to wasted to figure it out right this moment.

with another pointless story this Alain, now signing off.

Report #2: Al at the movies

It seems that I must express my opinion on the recent opening movies because I saw almost all of the big ones. This summer is left with few winners of my top $$$$$ rating, but you'll have to read below to see which one(s):

1) Fantastic Four: PG13 2hours 3min

Fantastic MORE LIKE CRAPTASTIC... Jessica Alba is the only reason this movie gets @@

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2) Batman Begins: PG13 2hours 13min

This movie is the best bat man movie yet and stars that awsome Christian Bale. @@@@

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3) Mr. and Mrs. Smith: PG13 1hour 55min

During this movie I spontaneously ejaculated and not because of Angelina Jolie ;) The movies acting was the reason I gave it @@

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4) War of the Worlds: PG13 (should be R for massive death) 1hour 57min

GREAT FILM WITH GREAT ACTING TOM CRUISE IS A FOX DID I JUST SAY THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER @@@@@

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5) Bewitched: PG13 1hour 30min

Will ferrel is funny but this movie needs much more cowbell :) This movie has many actors from the daily show which is another plus but it does not make the movie really good @@@

There are all the new blockbusters I saw. I REFUSE TO SEE HERBIE FULLY LOADED!!! This has been a T.H.E. report. THE AL MASTER IS OUTTA HERE.

Report #1: BF2 weapon issues

This profusely debated issue has been on my mind. By becoming the middle man I can now figure out the situation. To write this report I played BF2 extensively. After reading numerous forums and speaking to friends I came to my conclusion. Come on kids, its time to start T.H.E. REPORT!!!

First of all i'd like to say (again) that I am a middle man in this situation, there is nothing to fear. Sadly, some people do have something to fear, and that would be an increase in the damage of BF2. The contrary thinks that damage is weak and unrealistic. Many on the forums read "its so small I can't do anything" but that guy might be talking about something else. To those who like to snipe you can no longer be pvt. Jackson and to support... well any class has it's drawbacks with low damage. But even though many agree on the need for higher weapon damage some think differently. Many players feel that nothing would get done is damage was increased. No flag captures, no emplacement offensives, and MANY sniper kills. Some damage defender on the forums argues "how would you feel is a machine gunner could kill you in a split second during an ambush". His point is great, but from looking, BF1942 was about twice as high in damage, but the weapons did hold lower capacities in BF1942... SH**............... This is going nowhere fast. Lets end this fuc*** thing.

CONCLUSION: Ha! You complainers lost the battle. I'm sure a damage mod will come around or a patch will be developed. Good day gamers and i'll report in next week with... something?