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Report #2: Al at the movies

It seems that I must express my opinion on the recent opening movies because I saw almost all of the big ones. This summer is left with few winners of my top $$$$$ rating, but you'll have to read below to see which one(s):

1) Fantastic Four: PG13 2hours 3min

Fantastic MORE LIKE CRAPTASTIC... Jessica Alba is the only reason this movie gets @@

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2) Batman Begins: PG13 2hours 13min

This movie is the best bat man movie yet and stars that awsome Christian Bale. @@@@

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3) Mr. and Mrs. Smith: PG13 1hour 55min

During this movie I spontaneously ejaculated and not because of Angelina Jolie ;) The movies acting was the reason I gave it @@

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4) War of the Worlds: PG13 (should be R for massive death) 1hour 57min

GREAT FILM WITH GREAT ACTING TOM CRUISE IS A FOX DID I JUST SAY THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER @@@@@

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5) Bewitched: PG13 1hour 30min

Will ferrel is funny but this movie needs much more cowbell :) This movie has many actors from the daily show which is another plus but it does not make the movie really good @@@

There are all the new blockbusters I saw. I REFUSE TO SEE HERBIE FULLY LOADED!!! This has been a T.H.E. report. THE AL MASTER IS OUTTA HERE.