Seeing as around about 200 people have visited my profile to be severely dissapointed by lack of, well anything really, I think I owe it to the gamespot community to create a small rambling blog to get things going in this department. Think of my blog as a snowball going down a steep hill, I will slowly post more and more until the quality and quantity of my blogs reaches critcal mass and then I get fed up and stop doing them or get banned, which ever comes first. I gave serious thought about doing a ctrl+c then ctrl+v job with my old myspace profile's 'about me' section to start off my blogging days with but then I thought against this notion... firstly because I will be immediantly shunned by the majority of the gamespot community and secondly because it was a big bag of wank. Back on subject I would say that I'm generally a nice guy but I'm too sarcastic to be a nice guy. If anything I'm just a guy. I'm a 19 year old boy, not man, boy... it's not that I'm immature, not by any stretch of the imagination, it's just I don't think I can say I'm a man yet if my Mum still does my ironing. I come from the west of england: Yes that's right, right by the sea. Unfortunately seeing as I live in England it, unsuprisingly, sucks. Unpredictable weather means my days of admiring ladies by the beach are numbered throughout the year - but at least global warming has increased those days, thanks Jeremy Clarkson! - so I have to make the most of it when I can. I'm at college right now studying a whole manner of subjects but seeing as this post is getting rather long I shall leave those for another day. By the way prepare for a blitz of information in the next paragraph as I wrap things up: I'm one of those common people Pulp sang about in the mid-nineties. Just because I live by the beach doesn't mean I'm a surfer. I like indie music but love indie gigs. That, however, doesn't mean I can fit into those itsy-bitsy drainpipe jeans. I have a good knowledge of American culture seeing as my Dad lives in New Orleans. Mardi Gras kicks ass. The law that says I can't drink there till 21 on the other hand sucks ass. Favourite tv show - Arrested Development. Favourite artist - The Libertines. Favourite food - chinese. Et voilá, I hope you aren't dissapointed anymore when you click on my username.