Is there anything better on a Saturday morning (albeit afternoon... should have woken up earlier) than a bacon sandwich? I can envisage you scratching your head trying to think of better answers but I'll save you the time - there isn't. Today's comic is somewhere down below, whilst you read it I'll probably be playing Guitar Hero II on the dusty PS2, goddam expert mode is almost impossible, I've got a better chance of pulling Scarlett Johansson that completing this game, illustrated by THIS picture.

I'll get her one day...