As anyone who reads my blogs know I'm a JRPG fan and I noticed while going through Gamespots website that PAL territoires only get about 30% of JRPGs overall. THAT F*CKING UNFAIR!!!! I have been suspended for bringing up this issue once before but I never seem to get any answers from any party. To be honest I've been banned from Playstation Australia's forum and other gamesite's forums for this issue and I don't care about the bannings, I WANT ANSWERS! I've ask Square-Enix Europe and America and the both blammed each other for the games not being released, which I found suspicious. I asked Nintendo Australia and they said nothing... they dodge the question like kids in dodge ball matches, Nintendo America never got back to me about the issue so I'm guessing they don't care about people in other countries. Sony Australia said nothing as well... just banned me from the forum instead. So I think that this issue can officially be called a conspiracy. Laugh if you must but this is something that needs investigating. Now JRPG's aren't the only games that never make it to PAL territories, there are others but I haven't got a clue on what they are. Now I've started a new forum topic in the Gamespot AU discussions which is a challenge to Gamespot to find out why, so I hope that people will join in pressuring Gamespot into finding out why this is. I'm also betting money that Gamespot will most likely ban me for this but I don't care, I WANT F*CKING ANSWERS!!!

Well this is it for me, if you never see another blog then I got banned. I'll leave you with possibly my last,

Go and get Blogged,

Nintendo Fan JP

World Of Warcraft has the highest amount of players of any MMORPG, mainly because it's the EASIEST MMORPG to level up in. I've played Final Fantasy XI for 8 months and my highest level job is 41, In World of Warcraft I maxed out 3 characters during the 14 day trial period... well 14 days to max out 3 characters. In my opinion exp is too easy to get in World Of Warcraft, seriously this easy exp can only appeal to workers, children and simply minded people who have no patience for game depth. Granted Final Fantasy XI is more expensive then World Of Warcraft to play but Final Fantasy XI is a better, longer gaming experience that concentrates on teamwork. If you read my perious blogs you know I hate WOW with a passion. The Wraith Of The Lich King expansion pack for WOW boasts a new class which is the only cool thing in WOW and a new area but they ruin the new class by making you start evil then breaking free of the Lich Kings control.... that's lame. Plus I guarentee that you can do everything in the new expansion pack in a week or 2 so it's not worth the $AU50 price tag, it's should have been a free downloadable patch! At least when FFXI has an expansion pack it has months of things to do and if they have an update it's free, that's what WOW's new expansion is... just an update! Now I am FFXI bias but I have played WOW so I am bias for a reason. My final Thoughts on WOW : WOTLK is that the Death Knights are cool but since they go from evil to whatever race you chose and that sucks and it's quests are not exactly a big OMG but will get fans to cum in their pants, me on the other hand would rather be a cockcoach then a WOW player again.

Well enough from me for this and I leave you with the usual,

Go and get Blogged,

Nintendo Fan JP

Gears Of War 2 has everything that made the first game good and some new good things but unfortunatelythe story is another question Now before continuing I have to warn you that this contains SPOILERS. GOW2 story is pretty much the Gears are now mounting an @ssault again the Locust before they all become extinct and the gang is back to take @ss and kick names... sorry I mean kick @ss and take names. This sounds all well and good until you get to the sub plot... Dom's missing wife! The story writers seemed to aim the poosyfication ray at Dom and turned him into a big pain and his A.I seems to reflect his poosyfication. Also off topic I hate this offensive language feature on Gamespot! screwing with the way I wanna write. Now back to Dom's sub plot. His wife is missing and he bugs Anya and Marcus about it a couple of times in the story and it's annoying, this was probably put in place to pull at harp strings to make people feel for the armies soldiers and their feelings while their on the battlefield. Now when Dom and Marcus finally find Doms wife Maria (the tatoo on his arm says Maria as well) Dom kills her because she's no onger hot and was tortured and starved to a zombie like complection, I mean F*CK why did they make us put up with his whining just for him to shoot her? Now I haven't finished the game yet I put in about 10 hours in the game and the Riftworm stage slowed my momentum a bit but I'm at the Palace now so I'm guessing I have about 1-2 more hours of gameplay left but I hope the ending doesn't suck.

Well this is it from me because I gotta go out and then I'll be back to finish this blog completely... yes this isn't complete just yet but I'll finish it later tonight when I finish the game, so I'll leave you with a,

Go and get Blogged,

Nintendo Fan JP

I have been playing video games since I was 6 and soon I'll be 23 on November 29, so Ive been playing for about 17 years. Now I'd like to tell you about 1-3 of my favourite games on each gaming platform I've played.


Nintendo Entertainment System- My first console which thanks to my c*nt of a father I didn't have until 1990/1 My favourite games I played were,

Super Mario Bros which took the major majority of my home life as a youth and even today I still play it every once in a while.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was another game I loved playing but it'sa bit embarissing that I started playing the game in 1992 but didn't finish it til 1997, God that game was hard.


Sega Master System II- This was a rare console that I had til my older brother sold it to get a Mega Drive. It's rare because it had Alex the Kid in-built in the console and is my favorite Sega Master System game,

Alex The Kid in Miracle World was my favourite game in the SMS but I never finished it before my brother sold it. Plus that game was super hard.


Atari 2600- Just mentioning it never had a favourite game on it.

Super Nintendo Enetertainment System- Great fun with this console sinceI was 9. My favourite games on the SNES were,

Super Mario World holds one of my biggest hining moments in my gaming life because I rented it at 12pm from Video Ezy and my parents returned it at 5pm because I finished it that fast, they even let me rent a game free because of finishing it the day I rented it.

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 was alot of fun to play and unlike MK4 and up it didn't suck!

Street Fighter II Turbo... Enough said.


Sega Megadrive I/II- This game consoles top games are all Sonic games so no need to go into details


Playstaion/PS1- Alot of good games but every Final Fantasy on the Playstation are my top games so no need go on about them.


Nintendo 64- I had lots of fun with this console but the controller was a hemeroid to work with but my Favourite games were,

Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time- Hours of fun and I can finish the game with everything in the game and have the Biggoron Sword before starting the first adult Link dungeon in one day.. about 22 hours worth of work.


Sega Saturn- Nothing good on it, just another mention on having it.

Playstation 2- Alot of games on this but my core favourites are,

Final Fantasy X- Loved the story and the game played really well for the most part.

Dragonball Z Budokai 3- Probably the best Fighting game on the Playstation 2 in my opinion, mainly because it's fast and easy to play.

Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts 2- Had to put them together because they follow each other and work well.

Gameboy Advance- I also had a Gameboy and Gameboy color but it's easier to group them together. My favourite for them were,

Legend Of Zelda Link's Awakening (GB/GBC)- It was a good story and was better as the DX version.

Golden Sun and Golden Sun Lost Ages(GBA)- Great RPG and it didn't suck! I like the Psynergy.

Fire Emblem Blazing Sword(GBA)- Even though it's a Tactical RPG it has good charcters and story.


Nintendo Gamecube- It's not the most popular console but it's has some great games on it,

Legend Of Zelda Windwaker- Great game and unfortunately alot of sea travel but good none the less.

Tales Of Symphonia- Loved it! great characters and story and the gameplay was awesome.

Super Smash Bros Melee- Had lot of fun with this game with my brother and friends but I almost always one against them my win ratio was like 27-1 and that's with random characters.

Nintendo DS- Not many decent games but a couple of good games are on it,

Castlevania Dawn Of Sorrow- It's an awesome dungeon crawller with a level up system and great boss fight, unfortunately the $tylist stuff suck.

The New Super Mario Bros.- Cl@ssic platformer $tyle like old Mario games and some new abilities make this game a great DS title.

Sonic Rush- Cl@ssic Sonic $tyle gameplay make this a diamnd in the rough for the DS.


Xbox 360- Didn't like the old Xbox but the 360 is the best console of the current console generation and my favourite games are steriotypical of me,

Final Fantasy XI- Duh! Final Fantasy and it's fun to play, but the grind... ugh! It's reallya pain!

Blue Dragon- One name made me by it and love it Hironobu Sakaguchi! The story was fantasic and I love turn based fighting in RPG's

Lost Odyssey- Sames as blue Dragon why I love it!

Nintendo Wii- F*ck all worth owning if you an adult but they're are exceptions I like,

Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess- Alot like Ocarina Of Time but the Wii-mote controls work well with this game(unlike alot of the Wii game catalog).

Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition- Again Wii-mote works well with this game and makes it easier to do the quick time event's.

deBlob- As I mentioned in my review it's just plain fun to play, regardless of age.

Playstation Portable- Only good for releases but has some good games my favourites are,

Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII- works well but the replay is lame.

Star Ocean First Departure- Great game with an easy difficulty curb so it's noob friendly.

Tales Of The World Radiant Mythology- Unfortunately it takes forever to level up but it's fun and has a great story.


Playstation 3- It's just and over-priced Blu Ray player but has a couple of games that are good, even though short for a couple of them,

Metal Gear Solid 4- Other then it's bad battle controls and super epic length dialogue cutscences it's an awesome game.

Heavenly Sword- Great game, pain in the butt controls and short length of play kinda ruin it's impact and Twig Twang.

Ratchet and Clank Tools Of Destruction- I love every Ratchet and Clank game and this one was great but it's ending made me wanna eat my controller in anger.


Well that's al my top games for the consoles I've played and I've got better things to do so again,

Go and get Blogged,

Nintendo Fan JP

Folks, just like every other b*st*rd who writes a blog are just projecting they're view because they want to find like minded c*ckbags so they can get more friends. Me I don't give 2 f*cks about making friends I just wanna see what types of opinions people have for what I say. Now I know I'm a narcissistic pr*ck but let's face facts, everyone is narcissistic and your too afraid to find out. The other reason I blog is to see how long it takes for Gamespot to either ban or employ me, mainly option one. I've been suspended once because of my Anti American and Anti U.K/England attitude in the world of gaming and I wanted to see how much farther I could push them through my rants. While I'm at it I'll advertise in this blog too, HA HA! www.escapistmagazine.com has this video series called Zero Punctuation, which is a Aussie gamer who's British and does bias reviews that are F*CKING HILARIOUS! He's great with his reviews but alot of soft c*ck panzies may get upset but he doesn't give a f*ck. Next advertisement... www.nuklearpower.com is home to a web comic called 8-bit theatre and it's a hilarious parody of Final Fantasy on the NES. It stars all the characters from the original game... with their jobs as their names, Garland and others and it's probably one of the few web comics that doesn't suck. Another thing that p*sses me off about alot of blogs is that the are written in retarded cyber-speak with lol and sh*t like that, WHY?! English has been butchered over the years but this is pure f*cking unadulterated bullsh*t First it happened with the c*cknee version of English in Sussex or however it's spelt, then the star and stripes American English that change the spelling to suit themselves because they pretentious tw@ts and final my backyards bogan retard who shrinks and end everything in an a like Bazza instead of Barry and y like breaky and footy instead of breakfast and football. If cyber-speak becomes the norm I'm gonna f*cking beat the living sh*t out of the f*cking tw@t who came up with it with his own keyboard and the English dictionary, and not a small dictionary the HARD back Oxford dictionary that weighs 15kgs. It also p*sses me of when people on Xbox Live do it, when they say lol instead of laughing. What The F*ck is wrong with these people! Using cyber-speak in normal conversations, are they retards? Now that I p*ssed most of the people who may read this off all I can say is I don't F*CKING care! While I'm abusing people let me shoot a certain want to be Amish or however it's spelt . Michael Atkinson! F*ck You with a rusted pitchfork and give yourself a salt water douche because your a C*NT! The South Australian Attorney General Michael Atkinson really p*sses me off because of his archaic way of thinking and forgetting that it's 2008 not 1908. His opinions on not having a R18 rating is utter bullsh*t! We've all read it and the IA9 and the IA9 proved that Michael Atkinson is a misogynistic f*ck! I hope he get replaced soon, infact I'll take his job! That way we get R18 games that people will want and no more f*cking taming of games because a kid might play it. SO F*CKING WHAT! If the parent lets a kid play a R18 game blame the bad parent and keep these styles of games on the shelves for the average age gamer. Well if I keep going I thinks I'll have an aneurysm.

F*ck You South Australian Attorney General Michael Atkinson You F*cking Misogynistic Pr*ck and get with the times!

I'll leave you all with a Go and get Blogged and I'm gonna lay down for a bit,

Nintendo Fan JP

PS. Spam Michael Atkinson's email and the OFLC's email until they give us our gaming freedom! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Fame is one of the most important things to have if you want to do certain quest. Unfortunately fame is a easy to get as a cure for an ailment in real life. I decided recently that killing leeches for the bird blood for Gil is too boring at the moment and I need extra space for stuff at my house so I'm now doing quests in Bastok to bring up my fame. Some quests are easy enough but others seem like the game hates your *ss and wants you dead like the Australian dollars value. Most of the quest seem like meanial grin deliver quest, which aren't too hard but are annoying none the less.
Money is desperately needed at the moment for spells for my Red Mage cl*ss but I can't do much about that with no space to store sh*t. The Poison Leeches on the Buburimu Peninsula are still a pain to kill but there are some cooldown times where I don't have to race people to kill the leeches. Unfortunatley any other monster woth killing require me to be over level 50 and I'm only lvl 37 with my Red Mage.
My chocobo is probably dead by now or hates my guts f*cked if I know I haven't checked on him in a while gonna no that now be right back... (30 minutes later, seriously I'm playing as I'm typing) Well it's still alive but it's endure my company so yeah it hates me like everyone else in the world. Well since it hates me i'm forcing it to do every task that gets me money from it like acting and digging for treasure.
I hope that by my birthday on November 29 my Red Mage is at level 40-50 but unfortunatley to do this I'll have to stop playing Mass Effect( the only good Western RPG I've played so far) and Star Ocean First Departure. Unfortunately thanks to my younger brothers birthday on the 4th of November I can't get Gears Of War 2 so I can't review it when it comes out but Last Remnant is still a go on it's release and maybe even Chrono Trigger for the DS but maybe not since import time takes a while.

That's it for today and you know the routine,

Go and get Blogged,

Nintendo Fan JP

As you are well aware I am a Square-Enix fan, so this sh*t really p*sses me off when it happens. for atleast 3 weeks I've been hounding local retailers about when Star Ocean First Departure and there computer systems didn't have it. Square-Enix Europe's website didn't update the info for the release of this game until last Saturaday or Sunday and all my local retailers didn't know the game was released til they opened the deliver box they got yesterday morning. Now this P*SSED me right off because this wasn't the first time, oh no this was the 3rd time this happened. The first offense was when Final Fantasy Anniversary came out, now this was announced for Pal release a short while before it's release but Australian stores didn't know til they opened the boxex on it's release date. Now your probably gonna say no this is Sony Australia's fault but no, Sony normally has release dates posted on there site for atleast 70% of the games they release and Final Fantasy's are always listed when they have a release date for it. The second offense was Odin Sphere, this was like the Star Ocean games posted last minute on there site then found in the delivery boxes on the release date. Now in the cases of these games the only reason I got them on release day was because au.gamespot.com had the release info and I was there at opening in each games case and said "Told you so" to the EB Games staff each time. Now Square-Enix Europe is the big offender in this but some of the blame goes to Sony for not hounding them for the release date info sooner, but the BIGGEST OFFENDER goes to Square-Enix Japan for not establishing a Square-Enix Australia. Personally if i had the money I would get a Square-Enix licence to open in Australia and bypass the Europeans for game releases. I HATE WAITING FOR TRANLATIONS IN LANGUAGES I DON'T F*CKEN SPEAK! I also hate that we in Australia CAN convert all these games into PAL format but we're stuck waiting for European distributors to convert then, see this is why I hate the fact that all PAL territory distributors are in the U.K. This is why our games cost so f*cken much.

Well this is it for me, mainly because if I keep going I'm gonna have an annurism from being so stressed and please check out my review for Star Ocean First Departure. Also a special shoutout to Zero Punctuation's Yahtzee who does video reviews of games for an American website and is Australian, score one for Australia! Now I leave you with a friendly,

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From underneath your bed, stealing your milk at night

Nintendo Fan JP

Well? Does anyone read my blog at all? Come on! Lots of people blog and they have people reading it and they get comments but nobody seems too for mine? WTF?! Someone has to comment on these's at least once... you know you want to. I was hoping people would comment on my blogs so I can get different views on the sh*t I blog about but it seems I don't have anyone who reads this stuff. Oh well I'm still gonna keep blogging until I get completely bored of it but that wont happen for a while. Look all blogs are just self opinionated people trying to get there word out there, I'm not trying to get my words out there, just trying to vent my frustrations and pretend I'm a pro critic but who cares huh? HONESTLY WHO CARES?! Well I hope to one day have comments on my blogs but who knows. If you do read these but don't comment it's ok... sorta but if you care I am hopefully gonna have a review for Gears of War 2 and I will definately have a review for Last Reminant.

That's it from me today hopefully my next blog will be about the letter I'm gonna get from the Attorney Generals office about their opinion of my ideas to put in the R rating. If you wanna email them this is the email address I got for the latest STACK magazine from JB Hi-Fi it's attorney-general@agd.sa.gov.au and i leave you with a,

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from your favourite pain Nintendo Fan JP

As you know I'm a JRPG player for the most part but I do dabble in other genres to, These genres are the reason I took up JRPG gaming in the first place.

Fighting Genre: This genre put many holes in my walls because of bullsh*t physics, dogish characters and general frustration with stale moves because thats all the pc knows how to use to dog the f*ck out of you eg The Apperentice in Soulcaibur IV

Racing Genre: Another genre that helped with "unintentional remodeling". Mainly because of the punishment for the slightest mistake being complete and utter bullsh*t eg Burnout Revenge. The other thing I hate is when your racing against the same car and performing to a 99.9% exact as the cpu car it's always faster even if you car is maxed out eg Gran Turismo... EVERY ONE OF THOSE PIECES OF CRAP!!!

Action Fighter: Simple... Active time events p*ss me the f*ck off, and bullsh*t guard systems that suck for you but are impenetrable on the enemy egs Heavenly Sword and Ninja Gaiden

All the other genres don't really bother me that much at all... exept the Western RPG's like Fable and Elder Scrolls, don't get me wrong I love the freedom but I HATE there stories. They just suck to me and have bad controls that I can never get used to.

Well that's enough from me, I'm going back to Soulcalibur IV to "remodel" my room so until next time,

Go and get Blogged,

Nintendo Fan JP

PS. I HATE ACHIEVEMENTS AND TROPHIES!!!!!

The one BIG if not HUGE topic on the news is the global financial crisis. It's really pi$$ing me the hell off! I get it's the worlds money has gone in the crapper! Do you wanna know why? PANIC! Stock market traders say th US$ fall a it and freaked out, as suck the sold there shares and then EVERYONE started selling there shares in a mass sheep freak out. The biggest problem is too much selling not enough buying! BUY PEOPLE BUY ALL THE SHARES YOU CAN! If people start buying in large amounts, the economy will be back on track. I may not be a qualified Economist but I'm a realist and love money but this is what I think could save the world. This crisis effect me alot since I play Final Fantasy XI now I gotta PAY DOUBLE to play it, and this screws me even more because I wanted to import Silent Hill V since it got banned but the retarded Classification Board F*CK I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!:evil:

I hope the crisis get's solved soon because I'm going broke because of this and I LIKE MONEY MORE THEN... EVERYTHING! So I hope that if any stock traders read this that they take my advise and buy to save the world. Well this is enough from we you know what to do,

Go and get Blogged,

Nintendo Fan JP