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Attention Please: All of my college readers

Since I know that quite a few of my readers are in college at the moment, and that a number of you horny youngsters are occassionally taking time away from your books to "sew your wild oats" (seriously, who still uses that phrase?) I thought that the offer below might catch your interest.

500 Free Condoms

So, this is billed as a "year's supply", which, if you do the math, is a "good for you!" sort of situation, but here's how this works.

1. Fill out there little survey thingie, including explaining why you want your school to not become a hideous petri-dish breeding ground of STDs and little unplanned rugrats

2. Certify that you're A. In College and B. Plan on having sex with other college students and C. Not getting these for someone else or violating your school's policy (so they can be sued.)

3. Get 500 free condoms

Seems like a reasonably sweet deal to me, particularly given that the money you save can be reinvested directly into either your beer or your video game/entertainment budget.

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