"Other" seems about the right category to file this under. How, exactly, does one describe the category for getting your nuts pruned within that drop down menu of subjects? A few relevant pieces of context: 1. I'm not, at this moment, shooting blanks. My nuts are, currently, as god (or evolution) gave them to me. Fully functional and anatomically correct. 2. Chili has not EVER in any way, shape, or form even HINTED that I should empty my clip permanently.

3. The sites I was visiting when I stumbled upon the link to this article are entirely of the mainstream variety. (It was posted on, of all things, a political blog. I blame Republicans for the current debate on whether or not women who use contraception are sluts and prostitutes.) HAVING SAID ALL OF THAT.... I've rarely felt both more horrified and more giggly than I was while reading this GQ article.