Star Control 2: UPDATED!
by nocoolnamejim on Comments
I have posted a Star control 2 review. Everyone should add meaning to their lives by playing this game. It is 15 years old. FIFTEEN! And still good enough that my thinking about how some people haven't heard about it or played it makes blood vessals stand out in my forehead. I'm going to need to leave the office soon because I'm getting strange looks from coworkers. They just hate me because I'm beautiful. And because I've played Star Control 2 and they have not. Their lives will never be as complete as mine. The poor ignorant bastards. Important Note: My review is based on the fact that the game came out 15 years ago. When I am commenting on things like graphics and sound, I am pretending it is 1992. I checked, and, unsurprisingly, this game made the list of Gamespot's "Greatest Games of All Time". Take a peek. Edit: Er...15 is different than 25. And, as always, I am an idiot.