While you've been celebrating my absence (that's right, fess up; I'm not as stupid as I look), you may have wondered where I was. I flew to Miami, Flordia and boarded a Carnival cruise ship for a few days. Long story short, it was a pretty nice cruise. But now I'm back to annoy the crap out of you guys, so beware!

(And since so many blogs have piled up, I'll reply to your next entries.)