My roommate is a retard he was giving me driving lessons today, and we got pulled over for having a busted tail light, as soon as the officer gets to the car, my roommate starts saying "Heytheremypreetyweetylittlecopywoppy!", he was acting drunk to mess with me!!!, as the officer is asking questions, he starts saying (out load) things like "I hope he doesn't look in the brown bag" and "That was a close one, I thought he was pulling us over because of that women we hit!", I got a ticket, and that officer was pissed, I almost killed mt roommate.