Its been a while since I updated, but I've just been busy. Vacation, camp, and non-stop chores, there is almost NO time. But hey, at least I'm updating. And also, watch HSM 2 when it comes out on Friday, August 17 at 8:00. And if you don't watch it, I have ways of finding out where you live. Okay, that was seriously a joke. I only know where one user on this site lives, and that happens to be my sister. So, to my sister, if you don't watch HSM 2, I know where you live, and where you sleep.

Question: (even with what I said above, the entry below is 100% unbiased)

Is there an ongoing battle between Nickelodean and Disney Channel? I think that the answer is yes. A lot ofNick's (Nickelodean) new shows are flopping, but they do have the slightly successful Naked Brother's Band. Imyself am a fan of the show, butmany other's I know arenot. Nick's new movie, "The Last Day of Summer" was good, but I'm not sure if it can live up to Disney Channel's new film. Disney Channel has had the fairly new show, Hannah Montana, which is as of now Disney's most popular show. But Disney's biggest buzz is HSM 2, which has millions of HSM fans on the edge of their seats, awaiting its arrival, armed with their Tivo remotes. But Nick does have some one-ups to Disney. For example, Nick does not limit what their shows say as much as Disney. I think that ifyou put Nick and Disney on one of thoseold fashioned scales, they would be equal.

Video Reccomendation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJUnHQ_yFA Its Fred, again! This timehe talks about the 4th ofJuly. Its called "Fred on the 4th".

Joke of the Blog: (this one isa little dumb)

I walkedtwo miles in your shoes, and now I'm laughing. Why? Because I just stole your shoes, and you're two miles away, trying to chase me, without shoes on.

Hey everybody! Omg!!! This Sunday you HAVE to watch the new Hannah Montana, "Achey Jakey Heart" part one and two! And also watch the new NBB episode, "The Song". Anf on Friday, August 17 at 8 o' clock check out HSM 2!!!

Question:

Do you support the pairing Troy and Gabriella (Troyella) or Troy and Sharpay (Troypay)? I totally 100% am for Troyella, I mean can you say "soul mates"? Well, comment on your opinion.

Video Reccomendation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzqHw6wAN5g Its the Hannah Montana theme song, sped up like 100 times! I swear, its H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!

Joke of the Blog:

Ok, so a man was mowing his lawn, when his blonde neighbor came outside. She walked straight up to her mailbox, opened it, then closed it, and walked back inside. About five minutes later, she came back outside, went right to her mailbox, opened it, slammed it shut, and walked back into her house. The man started to get curious, but figured it would be rude to ask what she was doing. But then, another five minutes later, out came the blonde again, she walked up to her mailbox, opened it, thrust it shut, and started to storm back to her house. The man could not hold in his curiosity anymore, so he asked "Ma'am, is something wrong?" The blonde snapped her head towards him, and spit out a harshtwo-sentence reply. "Listen, mister, I'm not in the mood for nosy neighbors trying to get into my business. I already got a broken computer that keeps telling me I got mail, and you know what, every time I've come out, theres no mail in my mailbox!!!" And with that the blond stomped back into her house, and the man just chuckled.

P.S. Have a great summer!

Ok, well, I'm totally bored, so someone better comment this post.  I am really really really really really really really really bored, so I decided to post...

Question:

What is a gleek?  I heard of it from my friend, a website, a quiz, and now I'm determined to figure out what it is.  And all of you reading this get to witness me doing it.  So I'm going to a dictionary website.  They say that it is: v. to make a joke; jest. That's really weird.

Video Reccomendation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MC_o6xtmUk    its fred again, and he's left the house to go to the community park. WARNING: Watch the first two videos first.

Joke of the Blog:

A two pound canary goes tweet.  What noise does a two hundred ound canary make?

TWEET!!!!!

The Ned's Declassified Field Trip special comes out in June. Watch it.  And if you don't then I have no way of knowing that you didn't, but just humor me and tell me it was awesome and that you Tivo'ed it.  But don't be like one of those people who are like "I saw it, it was awesome" and I have to be like "Dude, it hasn't aired yet".

Question:

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? You might say yes, but then I'd say prove it. There is no proof, because there is no way of finding out.  But then if you say no, then I'd also say prove it. There is again no proof.  Noise is created by soundwaves, which you ear gets and hears it.  But if there is nothing to hear the sound, would the soundwaves fizzle out, never finding something to hear it. Do soundwaves even make sound if there is nothing to hear them?  Ponder on that, Einstein.  I can't, because after writing that, I have a massive headache.

Video Reccomendation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C01Th576nI      its the sequel to fred on halloween.  Its called "St. Patricks Day is COOLIO".

 Joke of the Blog:

Today I will be featuring THE STUPIDEST JOKE IN HISTORY!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get to the other side!

OMGGG!!! The new Naked Brother's Band "Battle of the Bands" is coming out soon. Watch it.  It will knock your socks off. And if you're not wearing socks then put on socks, watch it, and then get them knocked off. That was a joke. I'm pretty sure it wasn't funny.

Question:

I always wondered if you could take all of the cookie dough peices out of cookie dough ice cream and make a cookie.  I just noticed that all of my questions are about food.  My next blog entry question will NOT be about food.

Video Reccomendation: (this is a new addition!!!!)

Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLtXdB5YUTA and watch it.  It's called "Fred on Halloween".  Its H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!

Joke of the Blog:

A man walked into a doctor's office.  When the doctor called him in and asked what was wrong, he said "Doctor, everywhere I poke myself it hurts really bad."  The doctor laughed, so the man said "Doctor, is it fatal?"  The doctor laughed again.  He replied "Sir, there is nothing wrong with you r body.  It's just that your finger is broken."

Hey! The new Naked Brothers Band premeires today!  And don't forget to watch the new season of Hannah Montana!

Question:

What's up with cookie pizzas? It's a pizza, made from a cookie.  But pizzas have pizza sauce and cheese, and that on a cookie would taste horrible.  So why not call it a cookie pie?  That would make more sense, since both cookies and pies are desserts.  I'm making a cookie pizza today, and I don't think I'd enjoy frosting on a slice of pizza.  Cookie pizzas are confusing things, so leave making them to the people who will sit and try to figure out the ongoing mystery of cookie pizza.

Joke of the Blog:

A dumb blonde decided that she wanted to start horse-backriding.  So she got on a horse, and it started moving.  Then, the blonde started to slip, so she grabbed the horse's main.  But she was still falling, so she grabbed the horse around it's neck.  But that also wasn't enough, and she fell half off.  Her head was now next to the horse's hooves and in danger of being trampled.  The blonde survived, and never rode a horse again.  What happened?  Scroll down to find out.

To her luck, the WalMart manager came out and turned the machine off.

If you're a blonde, i don't mean to insult you.  I'm a blonde, and I am very smart.

I just wanted to say Happy Easter! Don't forget to watch the new Naked Brother's Band episode "First Kiss" on Saturday!  And don't forget to catch the new season of Hannah Montana!

Question:

Does anyne actually like hard-boiled eggs?  I personally can't stand them.  But if you like them then that's fine.  No hard feelings. Or eggs.  That was a joke.  It probably wasn't funny.

Joke of the Blog: (theres two today!)

1) A man was driving his truck across a bridge.  There was a cookie on his windshield and it was bouncing up and down.  He said "Cookie, if you keep bouncing up and down, I'm gonna throw you out the window!"  The cookie kept bouncing up and down, so the driver threw it out the window.

funny, right?!

2) A couple was on the beach when the man got down on one knee and proposed.  The woman said yes and put the ring on.  The ring was too big, so it fell off.  The man bought a new ring, and they got married.  On their honeymoon in the Bahamas they went to a seafood resteraunt and ordered the clams.  The woman opened up a clam. What was in it?

Clue: if you said the ring, than you're wrong.  If you said a clam, than you're wrong.

Answer: It was the cookie!