get a glad wrap bag, and put alot of grapes in it, then squish em all inside the bag

after that, put it in the microwave for 5 secs

then pour ice cold vodka (mishka, smirnoff recommended) into the bag

shake or stir, watever floats ur boat

then pour it into a barrel and add mountain dew to it (do the dew)

leave for 48 hours and add some orange flavoured cruiser to it

leave for another 48 hours, then pour a shot out into a shot-glass with 3 regulation sized ice cubes

as seen in the simpsons episode - flaming moes, light the drink on fire and enjoy

good for 40 shots