John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.


It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you
been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several
of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said
Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie
detector, now tell us where you really were after school."


"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did
you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The
robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off
his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I
am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."


"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied
to my parents." The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack
that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in
laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did
you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,
he is your son!"



The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.