I have a wonderful penis thing

It has testicle hair

That sound of that sarubobo

Oh no! Ninjas are here!

Hey Hey Let's Go! Let's fight!

Important thing protect my balls

I am bad so let's fighting

Let's fighting love...

Let's fighting love...

This song is a bit stupid

It doesn't make any sense

The English is all messed up

That's Ok — We do it all the time!

Hey Hey Let's Go! Let's fight!

Important thing protect my balls

I am bad so let's fighting

Let's fighting love...

Let's fighting love!

From the South Park episode: Good Times with Weapons, it sounds cool when you hear it in Japanese, but if you sing it in Japan, they'll think your crazy!