There Once was a Show called One Piece,
It had fame, fandom, and forturne, beyond their wildest dreams!
Before 4Kids hung it from the gallows, these were it's final words:
"Give me to a good dubbing company, I wanna be good I tell you, Goooooooooooooooood!"
Ever since, fans from all over the globe have set sail for the 4Kids studio
The dubbing company that ruined One Piece.

YO! They suck, they suck!

Stop it! His name is Zorro!
Stop it! Stop calling him Zolo!
Stop it! Stop screwing up One Piece!
Stop it! Stop screwing, screwing up, screwing up, screwing up, screwing up, One Piece!

Here's how whore it goes,
How bad 4kids can screw up one whole show.
They slice it, they dice it, take out all the best parts,
And turned to best show into a kidde show!

They suck, they suck, they suck, they suck!
His name is Smoker, that's Captain Smoker,
They Changed it to Chaser!

Ussop's a **** how could that be?
4Kids made him the Comic Relief!
They suck, they suck!

His name's Al Kahn he's just like a terroist
Evil CEO, he's so rascist!
Going aroung screwing up every dub
Zorro's sober Chopper's a girl!

They suck, they suck, they suck!
Let's blow up 4Kids!
It's the name of the people,
That screwed up One Piece!
They suck, they suck!
Let's blow up 4Kids!