"If this stupid router works I'm going to go buy some games that I've been on the fence about".

"It won't work so I have nothing to worry about"

Yeah... I exchanged it (This model had a slightly different firmware 1.4 rather than 1.5) and set up in a matter of minutes...
"Dear lord... that was too easy... There's no way that the 360 will connect..."

At this point the 360 practically connects itself. It must have known that a few 360 games were on that list. Now I'm connected and have an obligation to visit my local EB. I figured out that the only way to win was to lose... or maybe it's the other way around. I'm so confused.