@MondasM: White Phosphorous is not banned as a chemical weapon under any international convention. Because of legal uses, such as creating smoke screens, illumination (it glows in the dark), marking targets, burning bunkers/buildings it is not defined as chemical weapon. The only ban in place is an international convention, which prohibits the use of white phosphorous against military targets with civilians in the vicinity. America has not signed up to the convention, so therefore doesn't have to adhere to its laws.

@crashchaos: When did the reboot Home Alone? 4 followed Kevin after his parents divorce, and matched him up against Marv again. 5 like 3 followed another kid.

@lionheartssj1: I take it you haven't heard that the sixth film in the series called McClaine, which will be about John McClaine prior to the events of Die Hard. It was announced pre-Disney buyout though.

@aross2004: He also flew a private jet across the Atlantic for the sole purpose of receiving an environmental award. Then flew back to Cannes, a round trip of 8000 miles.

@doomsdayhell01: He was absolutely incredible in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. But everything I've seen him in since, I feel he tends to overact a little.

@moviegab: You do remember correctly. Although a third film breaking even is better than a budget to box office loss of 30 million.

@jenovaschilld: It's Hollywood, you can't expect them to make the correct choice of greenlighting a planned follow up to the series, with a director who has just recently come off winning multiple Oscars, and a cast who were perfect for the roles. Instead of a sub par reboot, which has zero of those points going for it. Somebody has to drive those buses off the edge of a cliff you know.

@jerusaelem: This comment reads like an Onion article, you know it's satire, you read it as satire, you chuckle. Then a dark brooding realisation dawns on you. The comment hits home with such pinpoint satirical accuracy, a little part of you cannot help but doubt whether it was indeed satire. Ending with you balled up in the fetal position weeping at the demise of humanity.

@Vodoo: That was a pretty sick burn, I bet you got a nice warm glow down south (or was it up north??) from it. Fortunately I have a healthy supply of Sudocrem, which is also excellent for burns, and I'm already feeling it's soothing warmth. Personally I was hoping you'd go for something along the lines of telling me the reviewer isn't going to sleep with me (she'd join the 3.7 billion other women who no doubt feel the same, who can blame them really), but that definitely would have been a sicker and wittier burn. As for my puberty, it's old enough to have gone through puberty itself, thanks.

I'm certainly unenlightened, so unenlightened even The Dalai Lama himself slapped me around the face, claiming he'd never seen someone so unenlightened. When I told him that I'd been trained by an almighty person who used terms such as 'agenda', 'SJW', 'You haven't hit puberty yet', he was shocked that such an enlightened person could be walking the Earth. He immediately jumped from his Zafu, kneeing me in the face as he sprinted away, breaking one hell of a meditation session. Upon which I followed him, to find he was contacting the Panchen Lama.

I probably shouldn't let you in on this, because I was sworn to secrecy by his Holiness. But essentially they were discussing your high level enlightenment. Especially your power to throw around buzzwords in place of a substantial argument. And well to cut a long story short, they believe that you are a premature reincarnation of his Holiness The Dalai Lama, and will be ascending to the position in the next few days. Dude I'm so proud of you, you've become so enlightened, that you've reincarnated as the most enlightened being to ever walk the Earth, before his previous incarnation passed away. If your parents aren't proud of that, well quite honestly I see nothing else for them to be proud of.

@Vodoo: Sudocrem Antiseptic Healing Cream

Directions: Apply a thin layer to the skin as required. Do not use if allergic to any of the ingredients. Keep out of the eyes, nose and mouth. If symptoms persist, or if accidently swallowed seek medical help. KEEP OUT OF SIGHT AND REACH OF CHILDREN.

Seriously, I beg you to invest, yes it's expensive. But it'll last you at least a few more reviews, before you have to buy some more. And the relief in the meantime is well worth the price of admission.