"this is not meant to offend anyone"
DEFINITELY THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR !!!!!>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed
>home.
>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely
>stays at home.
>I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch
>with mine for a day. Amen.
>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their
>school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them
to
>school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners
>and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
>drove
>home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the
chequebook.
>He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1
>P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and
>sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on
>the way home.
>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework,
>then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded
>the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry,
>bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished,
>he
>went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to
get
>through without complaint.
>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
Lord,
>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being
>able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned
>your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
>were."
>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night!"
>
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