1. Dreams don't come true unless you firmly strike yourself over the head until you think they did.
2. Upon hitting the "Sign in" button, you have sacrificed your life to the internet.
3. In a world ruled by Bill Cosby, the pledge of allegiance would be "Zop-zop-zoobity-bop".
4. The most dangerous place and time in the world in Walmart on Black Friday.
5. You were sorry enough to read this blog.

I just felt like making a new blog. Have a nice day.:D