Well apart from the shitty stereotypical Canadian farmer language that you guys hear on South Park and etc, some of the posts here are true. It really depends where you're from. Our "oh geeze, eh, aboot dat hockey eh bud" dialect is in the same realm as the deep South "dem dere dogs be slacking off on dem porch dere" dialect.

Where I'm from, I hear all types of dialects from Cape Breton, Newfoundland, Quebec and abroad. Never have I heard a stereotypical Canadian accent... or perhaps only once.