Seriously, they get to dirty and are hard to maintaine. Each day, I must clean my glasses at least 10 times in order to see.
Based on this observation by me, I have decided to not clean my glasses more than once a week. Near the end of the week, I will run down the hallway plowing over little kids that go to my school. I would be marked as a "dangerous individual" and never be spoken of again.
Many of you will call me insane for not cleaning my glasses, and that is generally accepted among normal people. However, as you hopefully have figured out, I am no normal person. Every single particle im any room will eventually collected on my glasses.
Seriously, I would be running around and people would think that im just like what Abraham Linkon huffing glue would have been like.
Just thought I should let you know just in case you see some crazed, glasses-whering lunatic running twords you as you stepped out of the class room, GET THE **** OUT OF THE WAY!!!
So yeah, glasses suck...
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