I am 371 Lb, and proud of it. Slim is Stupid:

I like being Large, people stay way from me, i eat the most tastey food in the world, all the nurse at the hospital know my name, sure, iv lost a foot and some of my vision, and ive had 5 heart attack's before age 23, but its too late to change what i am, so i might was well just relax and ride the slow train to hell..........................

I cant why anybody would want to be slime, all that work, for what? Usless things like long life (Were all going to die anyway, so what is the point), love? (Useless, food is all i need!), you bunch of losers................................

We should rise up my large Brothers and OVERTHROW the Slim Dictatorship and live a life of excess like humans should!