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Joke of the day!!

So here is the story of Mr.Rabbit and Mr.Bear

Mr.Rabbit and Mr.Bear hate each other,so one day Mr.Rabbit says

"Hey Mr.Bear.....Im tierd of all this fighting lets be friends!"

and Mr.Bear repiles

"ok Rabbit I guess I can be nice for a chance!"

So after which Mr.Rabbit and Mr.Bear decided to go for a walk in the forest when,suddenly they came across a magic troll fishing,the magic troll looks at Rabbit and bear and says.

"Usally I'm only found by one person,an I only give that one person 3 wishes,but since the two of you found me Ill grant you 3 wishes a peice."

So bear yells

"Ill go first........and my First wish is that....all the bears in the forest were female bears!!"

Rabbit looks at bear and says.

"I wish for a Helmet!"

Bears says

"why the hell would you waste a wish on a helmet,never mind......For!! my second wish I wished all the bears in the US! were female bears."

Rabbit looks at bear,and says his second wish.

"I wish for a motorcycle!!!"

The magic troll and mr.Bear looks at rabbit,bear speaks with anger saying

"Why the hell would you wish for something as dumb as that,you stupid!!!!"

Then bear speaks to the troll and says his last wish

"I wished That all the bears in the world were female!!!!!! bears"

Rabbit looks at Bear,looks at the troll while he slowly puts his helmet on and jumps on his new bike and drives off! he says

"My last wish is that mr.Bear was gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Moral of the story somethings are just to good to be true.