It is approximately 9:49 PM, August 31st, 2007. Time of death is expected after the Halo 3 launch.

Nah, this isn't about Halo 3. Almost not at all about it, in fact. I'm here today to share with you some of my last words, the last words before Ire-enter (yes, I have done this once before) an open-eyed coma. Didn't expect an "open-eyed coma" did ya? Anyway, I'm here to thank Game Spot for loving me right when my parents didn't. I love the community and I love the reader who is (hopefully) reading this, even if you're not a Game Spot user. HEH.

Well, reasons for my appearance in the coma world are Honors, witha pointlessUS history class, and a mess of video game release mash-ups. To clarify the meaning of this, in October, I'll be getting Halo 3 *late* . Then, around winter (I'm not sure about exactly when, which sucks), I'll hopefully get enough money to get HL2: Oange Box and Crysis. Topped with that, we're expecting a flood over here where I live. AHA! Thought your life was bad? I also just got my braces, and my teeth are ultra sensitive, and theyre expected by your very own r4v3gl0ry that they will become dirty.

Well, I will still post reviews and ratings, but not so many forum posts or blogs.