TC wants some Teddy Bear.

Mario Kart DS 4 lyfe!

Expect please understand.

Can't help the Brits. I guess they like trash.

Square shit the bed with Final Fantasy XIII and gamers don't have confidence that they have their bowels under control yet. It's not just XIII, either. The original launch of Final Fantasy XIV was a disaster.

Pixels. Without those, you couldn't see a damn thing.

Why change the greatest story ever told?

Guy steals your bitch. You find the guy, kill him and his friends by stomping them to death, get your bitch. Love happy long time at the castle. End.

This rehash collection is about the only thing that gives me even a slight boner for the Xbox One.

The reveal was a disaster. Such a disaster, in fact, that Microsoft had to reverse their used game policy. It even gave the Wii U a boost in sales. The higher price tag due to the then-mandatory Kinect only made things worse. Without it, Xbox One is little more than an inferior product being sold at the same price as a PS4. With it, Xbox One is an inferior product being sold at a higher price with a shitty gimmick. Microsoft dropped the ball in all courts and that's why the Xbox One is getting stomped.

Or two shoulder buttons. Or enough horsepower to not warrant a half-step upgrade. Or an ergonomic design.