In my opinon, here are the top ten dumbest video game quotes of all time.
10) "YOU'RE WINNER!" -Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
9) "I am Error" -Zelda 2: The Adventures of Link, NES
8 ) "A Winner Is You!" -Pro Wrestling, NES
7) "You spoony bard!" -Final Fantasy 4, NES
6) "I Feel Asleep" -Metal Gear, NES
5) "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" -Bad Dudes, NES
4) "You and your friends are dead" -Friday the 13th, NES
3) "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, PS2
2) "Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!" -Ghostbusters, NES
1) And now for the grand finale, the entire intro to Zero Wing on the NES!
"Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice."
Well there you go. Ten of the dumbest quotes in the video gaming industry.
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