No this is not about vehicles in Halo, nor birds in gulf of Mexico and BP oil spill. it's just about a friend who resembles this bird. But his face is not important, what's important is weird incidents about gaming.

First if you've played gears of war series you know holding A button is sprint. He finished the first gears of war without using sprint because he didn't find out there's such ability. How could one kill Berserker without sprint?

Second again GOW stuff. He boasted would be the first one to finish the game in area but stuck in the water boss in gow 2 for months because he didn't know how to kill the monster.

Third in call of duty world at war in the battle at the entrance of Reichstag he died 1024 times and the game restarted after that,. That's about 8 hours of consecutive try and fail.

Fourth he insist optical drive is much faster than Hard disc drive, such an egghead!!!

Fifth he has won 200 ms points and think this is because his fanboy like gamertag. Such an xbox fanboy who's never played an original xbox game.

Sixth he's proud of never touching a Playstaion branded console. A disgusting fanboy.

Seventh I hate when the guy in RE5 said the name of the game, but this buddy tells everyone silence I want to here the "cool" announcement. Just an idiot I think.

Eighth and last he says I'm desperately in love with "this man", and guess who is this man? Yay Marcus Phoenix.

Unfortunately this blog can be updated daily. There's tons of stuff I'm not gonna write it here, cause it's make the blog unbearably long. What's your opinion about this buddy?