So i just saw The Expendables and it was awesome. Before I go any further I must say that i am an action movie fanatic. There isn't any movie that Staham, Stalone, Lee or Rourke that it haven't seen so this movie was like a big cake for a fat kid that has been on a diet for some time.
In case you were wondering, they managed to make a movie like in the "good ol' days" where the plot really did not matter as long as there was a lot of a** kicking involved, and believe me, The Expendeblas opens the biggest "can of whoopass" out there. It's like a bunch of the most macho men you can imagine had been on a steady diet of taurine and whisky and when their minds where totally intoxicated with testosterone, and their hearts pumping with adrenaline they got set loose on the bad guys.
So each action hero gets a scene where he says some "interesting stuff" or where they kick some a** and at the end they all get together for a thrilling frenzy of bullets and explosions in order to stop and ex-CIA gone rogue. Of course you have some story to it. Some guy on the team is getting really high and wants to "hang a pirate", the others kick him of the team, only to take him back after the "real bad man"(american, not jamaican) is dealt with properly. So this about coverts the story.
The dialogue are filled with the memorable cliques of the 90's and the backgroud story of the characters... well it does not really matter since ... you know ... they are expendable. On the other hand the special effects are really cool and the fights, action camera and the details of each fight scene area actually amazing (if you enjoy fighting movies).
Overall, the movie is nothing more and certainlly nothing less that a compilation of the "90's action movies greatest hits" remastered with the current technologies which no fan of the genre should miss.
Off topic: just found out that League of Legends is free to play and I thought i gave it a try. It's actually nice, considering it's free :D.