RED ALERT! RED ALERT! We got commies in these United States! Get out your "Nuclear Bomb Survival Kit"! Get under a sturdy piece of furniture! Prepare for a possible World War III!

I love exaggerating. :-D No, don't get ready for WWIII (yet) . I'm just gonna come out with this: I think American CEOs of oil companies are acting like commies. Why? They're gouging our arms and legs off and gouging cold hard cash outta our wallets! I was watching that new CNN show "Glenn Beck" (which is so funny :-D) and he showed something that said before Katrina, barrel prices were around $63 a piece (i don't remember exactly) and gas prices were $2.53 a gallon. In our post-Katrina world, when everything settled down, barrel prices were $60 a piece and gas prices were $2.80 a gallon. I'm hoping I didn't give you a heart attack, but that's the cold truth. Here's another piece of reality: THEY'RE PRICE GOUGING US AND THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION IS ACTING TOO RICH TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! Or maybe it's because Bush is acting soft to his oil friends so they'd vote republican this year...

Either way, I'm not lovin' it. (heh heh, i stole that from mcdonalds :-3 a one-time thing) Shouldn't Congress be doing something about this? Oh, wait, Congress ain't gonna move any of their fat fingers because their halls are full of stinkin' rich Republicans. My gosh, sometimes I wonder what the hell our government's good for.

Oh, speaking of *that*, I'd like to comment about the Minuteman project. I don't know all the details, but from what I heard from the Glenn Beck show (ha ha, that's becoming one of my fave shows :-D) the Mexican government ain't showing some love for the Minutemen. The way I see it, the Minutemen are doing the dirty work of *Congress*, who (again) don't want to lift a fat finger or thumb to help these guys out. So these guys are getting the flames of the Mexicans while Congress is in the sidelines watching the whole thing and being too lazy to do anything to help out the whole situation. That ain't right.

Before I go, I'd like to say something else. If Warren Jeffs is reading this (which i doubt) I want to tell you this: you're a blubbering, child-molestin' coward and you should turn yourself in to the cops. Yeah, I'm talkin' to *you*, Jeffs. *points finger to the screen* You m*********ing son of a b****! You're a f****in' embarassment to the Mormon religion and all that and you better turn yourself in before you get f***ed up by a SWAT team with armed dogs. Trust me, you're gonna face a SWAT team sooner or later. You're there with a gun and you don't know how to use it, and you're facing an experienced SWAT team with dogs. Who's gonna get f***ed up there, Jeffs? Who?!

Sorry, I just had to say that. Warren Jeffs just gets me so ticked off, and I tend to cuss a lot when I get ticked. None of that was directed to no one but Jeffs. So I'm sorry if you felt offended. ;-) But he married little girls to grown men and molested little boys and girls! Of course I'm gonna get ticked!

Anyway, hope you enjoyed that rant. See ya on the flip side!

P.S. - If you want to know more about Jeffs, Google the name. Or watch CNN at the right time.