Guess what??? It's... I do NOT want to think about it. The date speaks for itself. I'm a Christian for Pete's sake! I'll be glad when midnight rolls around here. Maybe it'll bring a bulldozer to roll down "6-6-06" and yeah, I do like to put the zero in there. Makes it sound less... evil-y.

Anyway, it's time for "Rinsaku932's Greatest Rants Hour"! Last time, on the show, the Nazi's were taking over "teh americuh". The Nazi's may not have suceeded yet, but we wish them bad luck and we hope they all go to jail before they take over the Senate. Now, for today's show, we talk about... GAY MARRIAGE! Or, more specifically, the Senate b***hing about gay marriage. This is our tax dollas at work, people! We pay Senators $=$DOLLARS$=$ every year so they can b***h on about gay marriage when there are a whole lot more problems out there like poverty and crazy sex offenders hell-bent on f**king every child on the planet. There's something wrong with this picture.

Let's look at it in pure, 100% detail. We pay Senators from the grand 50 states lotsa money every year so they can b***h about senseless things like gay marriage and how to fight on some more in Iraq. Meanwhile, in Florida, there's some drunk-ass teenager beating up a poor, defenseless, homeless person for no reason whatsoever. When he gets caught, the judge lets him go. While all of this is going on, some dude's at Walt Disney Land on vacation to get away from that nice, cozy prison they keep near the park. He's eyeing all the little girls, daydreaming in his sick little twisted mind all the things he's gonna do to her once the government drops some more laws, which they'll do eventually. A guard's watching him do this, and he don't mind. The judge said to let the guy daydream, so what could the officer do? And what's our trustworthy Senate doing about all these wrongs in our society? Sitting on their fat asses at daytime, b***hing about senseless s**t, and at night letting a prostitute bang them. (if they're male. i have no idea about the females)

So, what's the solution in this situation? Oh, I'll tell you the answer: let's the people decide what to do about that nasty subject known as gay marriage! While the Senators sit on their asses some more while actually talking like civilized people about ways to correct the wrongs in our society! That's the way to go!! But I'm just a teenage girl from Indiana, so what do I know?

Anyway, just want to do one more thing before I go...

BA-BAM!
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If you're a Christian, I hope you like the Cross. I hope it protects you from the few evil hours of the day there is left here. If you're not a Christian, well, at least appreciate the nice job I did there. It took me less than 5 minutes, but man, it looks good! :-D

Anyway, happy June 7, when the evil day's over with, and be safe!