Gamespot didn't like my spoof topic in a forum for new game Bodycount. Ironic, given the fact that so many other people were busy cussing and being childlike. The point of this was to say, "hey, if you don't like a game, why bother even wasting your time bad mouthing it?" Anyhow, here in it's full glory is my post:

(pouts) I just thought I'd jump on these forums to remind you about how terrible this game is. I hate things that aren't exactally like Call of Doodie and Halo, and this game isn't like either. I'm so angry! (poot.. that was a wet one... wait, they're always wet these days..) If you really want to know a bad game, try the demo out- I didn't, I just know when games are bad.. (mom!!! bring me another slice of pizza!!! you're so lazy!!!!) Whatever, try the stupid demo out, you'll see that it's just a bunch of shooting! What kind of moron wants shooting in a first person shooter???? God, Codemasters really let me down... And no one on here better have a different opinion, because I speak for gamers everywhere; just look at the reviews from Gamespot & IGN! They didn't like it, I don't like it, and you're a stupid human being if you don't think exactly like we do! I was so excited about this game, because I heard it was like Black, not that I actually played Black because my stupid parents didn't buy me it for Christmas, because I was probably adopted and they hate me. Anyways, this game isn't even like Black, someone on the internet just said it wasn't, so there! If you buy this game and say that you like it, you're stupid and are trying to justify paying $60 for a game that ISN'T like the games I like. (MOM!!!! another slice!!!!! GOD! what's wrong with you?!?! what?! NOOOoo, i'm not going to say please!!!!! wwwwaaah!!!) Now you see how bad his game is, It made me cry. ....this game is responsible for all the pollution in the world too, so if you like this game you should get a job because you are probably homeless. (MOM! I told you to knock before you come into my room!!!! Just leave the pizza on the floor and get out. What??? no, i just forgot to wear underwear... I don't care if it smells... )

...and there it is! Hope you enjoyed it!